I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Then you guys just all showered together...?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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