I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I want a musical about memes.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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