all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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