You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
