I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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