youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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