You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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