What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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