So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
