Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
