Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Vodka?
Forever.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
