You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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