So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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