Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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