So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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