new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he was CRYING into my vagina
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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