matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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