So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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