Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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