After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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