I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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