I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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