I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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