How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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