Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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