think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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