It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Randomize
