I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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