I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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