Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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