Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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