What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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