I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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