I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Come back. Shots need mouths.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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