I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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