white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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