Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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