i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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