Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
