This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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