Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Randomize
