so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm just crazy horny about you
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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