Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
false alarm. still invincible.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
