I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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