She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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