11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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