we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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