She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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