idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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