booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
My vagina is very pro this idea
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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