I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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